Howdy Partner! This is a Quick-one! Quickdraw Puddles (that's Me) certainly does not mean to indicate this Story will be short-lived. The FASTEST  Kratom for sale Online is THUNDER HIPPO. Hyper Hippo is # 1 Most Sold. (Green Maeng Da) Rockstar Hippo is # 2 Most Sold. (White Maeng Da) Thunder Hippo is # 3 Most Sold. (White Malay Kratom)  Puddles isn't surprised to see all  Fast Strains in the Top 3. But how is Thunder Hippo on the p...

Mellow Yellow is Happy Hippo's Rarest Yellow Vein Kratom. Yellow Sundanese is a super Unique Kratom Leaf that helps put Yellow Vein on the map. We truly believe this Leaf will be of interest to You! Particularly, for any Hippo that is striving to become a more Mellow Human being. Life can make Humans uptight, uncomfortable, sometimes even sad.  Let Puddles tell you why he is so Confident in  Mellow Yellow Hippo   — especially those...

Hi Happy Friend!  We're going to tell you about a 'Secret Leaf' that is popular among longtime Kratom enthusiasts but Newbies don't know what to make of it. Smiley Horned Hippo is my personal favorite among the Slow, Happy varieties. SENSE OF WELL-BEING. ALWAYS. SENSE OF EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY. ALWAYS. While you will certainly enjoy the distinct "Smiley" warm relaxation vibes - Smiley Horned Hippo has another 'secret' purpose entirel...

Good Morning Sunshine! Are you not a morning person? We'll make you  Rise and Shine . Happy Hippos Agree: The 1 st   serving of the day will set the tone for all that will follow.  Even on a cloudy or rainy morning, you can forecast a Productive and Motivated day with  Sunshine Hippo . "Gold Maeng Da", or better known as Yellow  or 'The Forgotten Maeng Da' , is the least-purchased of the four Maeng Da Strains we have...

Hi There Friend! Top-shelf quality doesn't always require a ladder to reach. Particularly, if you are a Monkey or happen to know Puddles.  (Monkey Sound: Ou Ou Ah Ah)  Happy Hippo's Top-Shelf Bali  truly is "Top Shelf", as one of our very first customers coined it in April of 2013. We'll tell you why.  Green Bali Kratom - Happy Hippo's Original Happy (Slow) Leaf Top-Shelf Bali is one of three (1 out of 3) Kratom Strains t...

Hi Hippo Friend!  Boo! You are not likely to be around a campfire at this moment. But if you can close your eyes and pretend, perhaps you taste the s'mores and hear the crackle of burning wood and faint whispers of a...  ... Happy  undefinable, and fleeting... ~Friendly Ghost Hippo!~ What is Ghost Hippo and Why Do People Think It's Special? "Ghost Hippo" (Borneo Super White)   is a friendly-spirit and  a favorite among lo...