Thunder Hippo is on SALE NOW!!

Sale Prices with Savings Breakdown

• 1oz = $8 (Normally $14)
• 4oz = $30 (Normally $52)
• 8oz = $54 (Normally $94)
• ½ KG = $130 (Normally $170)
• 1 KG = $210 (Normally $290)

Thunder Hippo (Maximum Energy Potential)

Diamond Malaysian Kratom Powder

Why Buy Diamond White Malay Kratom? [Effects]

Reference the Happy Hippo Kratom Effects Chart to compare Diamond Malay!

1. Speed: FASTEST (Max Motivation & Energy)

2. Origin: MALAYSIAN

3. Vein Color: WHITE (DIAMOND)

Happy Hippo Storytime – White Malaysian Kratom [Review]

Thunder Hippo
Happy Hippo's #1 Non-Maeng Da Kratom!!

What to Expect from Thunder Hippo...

Clean Energy. More Clean Energy. Even More Clean Energy.

Clean Enthusiasm. More Clean Enthusiasm. Even More Clean Enthusiasm!

"Live Fast - Die Young"

This saying is catchy but Puddles prefers → Live Fast - Live Long. 

If you had to take a wild guess, you may think most Hippo Clients are over 45 years old since they have a higher chance of being Hippies. (Kratom Tree Huggers)

In reality - 

• 60% of Hippo Clients are between ages 21 and 34.
• 15% of Hippo Clients are between ages 35 and 45.
• 25% of Hippo Clients are between ages 46 and 100. 

Most Buy Fast Kratom Strains because they are the best for Stimulation or Productivity. 

In addition, Fast Strains also help Humans to possess a Pro-Social Vibe or "Air". 

An elevated sense of Awareness or Mental and Physical Energy pays dividends regardless of Age.

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