Reliable, Fast shipping is what we believe makes or breaks a company  We have played around with many different options since Happy Hippo was created - and we still can’t guarantee we are going to stick with what we have (We want the absolute best for our customers!) Here is a little guide to everything you need to know about our current shipping as a Happy Hippo customer…    What Shipping Options Do We Offer? The Shipping p...

It’s that time of year again! Puddles’ Birthday - AKA our “Customer Appreciation” week We wanted to do something special and different this year - so we threw the “Sitewide Discount” out the window. That’s too boring! Every order this week, regardless of the day, will receive a special gift from Puddles’ himself Read the itinerary below to see when the best deals are happening throughout the week - you won’t want to miss out!   Monday, March...

As many of you have noticed - we recently lost our Credit Card processor.  While we wish this did not happen - it is fairly common in the Kratom industry. Banks and payment processing companies simply do not want to work with any companies that are considered “high risk”.  While looking into many methods, most of the options have a very long verification process, or other accommodations we would have to go through before getting it up o...

To all our fellow Hippo Customers - we deeply apologize for the issues and inconveniences you have experienced with our Credit Card Processors going down. To explain, banks do not enjoy working with Kratom companies - in fact they usually refuse. Therefore it is very hard to find a Credit Card Processor that is safe and suitable for our company. We have thought about building our own website plugin, but things like that take time.  We are cu...

  Trying to get more bang for your buck when it comes to Kratom? Recently, a lot of people have been taking their Kratom using the Red Bubble Method. This method supposedly increases potency by isolating the alkaloids in your Mitragynine Speciosa, causing the plant cell walls to be thoroughly broken down. Even though your stomach naturally has acids in it that break down food, your intestinal tract is not long enough to fully break down the ...

Why is this important for Kratom Vendors to have? Imagine your favorite restaurant; you love it because of the atmosphere, the staff, and of course THE FOOD.  Now imagine if one day you found out the employees don’t wash their hands, they serve expired food, and pigs are running around freely in the kitchen.  You would probably think twice about eating there - right? Thankfully, most customers of food establishments don’t have to worry ...